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Red toadstool with white spots on; Barossa Common.

Red toadstool with white spots on; Barossa Common.

Reuben soaking up the September sun on the decking. My favourite Autumnal snapshot so far.

Reuben soaking up the September sun on the decking. My favourite Autumnal snapshot so far.

In the gardens of the Saadien Tombs; Marrakech, Morocco.

In the gardens of the Saadien Tombs; Marrakech, Morocco.

If my show doesn’t make people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I’ve failed
Vince Masuka; Dexter, Season 3.
Marble Hill House, Richmond; August Bank Holiday.

Marble Hill House, Richmond; August Bank Holiday.

Unusually small crowds enjoying the almost-sunny August Bank Holiday Saturday Trafalgar Square

Unusually small crowds enjoying the almost-sunny August Bank Holiday Saturday Trafalgar Square

You never say “I’m gonna fight you Steve”, you just smile and act natural, then you sucker-punch him in the face.
Steve Zissou, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Location: Boboli Gardens of the Palazzo Pitti, Firenze.

Location: Boboli Gardens of the Palazzo Pitti, Firenze.

I shit better football matches than this.
Stephen Mangan, via Twitter.
Waiting around at the train station at midnight after initially getting on the wrong train. Again. Second day in a row. I WISH I was joking.

Waiting around at the train station at midnight after initially getting on the wrong train. Again. Second day in a row. I WISH I was joking.